A nonrandom list of things you don’t hear. Just for fun, add your own meaning.
- I love hospitals
- I like it too hot
- I had a really ordinary dream last night
- I am very one-dimensional
- I love crowds
- I have a very narrow taste in music
- I love being ripped off
- I love wasps
- I was part of a traffic jam
- I like ventriloquist dummies
- I had just enough to drink last night
- I love being late
- I have exactly the same size feet
- She’s alright in big doses
- I’m an average driver
- I don’t watch enough television
- I’m not alright once you get to know me
Can you think of any more?


Maybe I create a similar list but quite different for Spain. Things you don’t hear in Spain: 1) Please. 2) Thank you. 3) I love things the US has done in sciencie. 4) Getting a PhD in the USA is tough. 5) In the USA there are many normal families. 6) Jews are good and decent people. 7) I don’t like sado-masochism……(to be continued)